Well Christmas Day and Boxing Day have now passed, so I can and must take a break from stuffing my face with enough food to nourish the whole of the third world and probably the first and lesser-seen-second worlds as well. This is the first time in 48 hours that I havn't felt full - I am enjoying this feeling. I think I shall go walk into town in an hour or so as well - see if there are any bargains going in the sales and just bash anyone that gets in my way. I hate busy areas so much - I think it's being so close to other people; when you break it down - I just hate people really. I think it's healthy to have a certain amount of hate coursing through your veins; if you were all bunnies and hugs then everyone would think you were retarded. In fairness, most people probably do credit me with some sort of mental defficiency - but I hate them, so it's all good.

No doubt it is going to be freezing out there as there is snow everywhere, although the sun is shining a bit now, so I'm sure it won't be long before it all turns to slush. Does anyone else have snow at the moment? I am finally going to go to the cinema today to see either Narnia or King Kong - both of which look fantastic and have been credited as being so by the critics. Narnia has received the highly prestigious and coveted 5/5 starfish - so it must be pretty awesome. Will be sure to give them my own appraisal when I have seen them. I'm not normally prone to film reviews, but that's only because I don't go outside, let alone to the cinema these days. I feel like one of those old people on a bus to the Lake District or something - so pleased to be allowed outside and to go somewhere other than the shops to buy groceries. Anyway, I am gonna go shower and cleanse my body of Christmas, then go into town and take on the hordes of bargain hunters - If I see David Dickinson I shall be forced to burn him.